CANADA 2003 |
The following are quotes logged on paper. Any errors are from drunkiness JT: That's why I don't wear whitey tighties, because of the poo stains. Davis: Awww (clicks pictures like a chinese tourist) Davis: It's fine. Donz: We've been driving for like 700 miles JT: Actually 704. Donz: I can't even exaggerate. GOD! Drew: (Sawyer Michigan) Fucking Die! Pat to Douche who tried to help in Sawyer: We'd give you money but you didn't do anything Drew: It's better than all the other shit she makes (talking about JT's mom's cookies) Mikay: (while fishing) Oh great, now we have no oar (JT, Drew, and Mikay look into middle of lake) Dave: It's fine. While Drunk Drew: Guys I'm drunk SHF: Drew hasn't got laid his whole life, why would he stop at college? JT: They turn drunk when they are gay. Oh shit. (looks at gay uncle)....(meant to say, turns gay when they are drunk) JT: Shf wants to sit in a garbage bag and shit and piss. Then throw it in the woods. Gay Uncle: Take the bag, throw it in the freezer, and say it's lunch. JT: The gay guy is wearing a pink bling bling shirt. Wow. He is gay! SHF: I love being rich. JT: Me too. Dave: I'm not drunk guys. I know. (falls over) Dave: I havn't throw up yet. I'm Irish. Donz: I'm Dead. Donz: Fuck Shaft. I love him, but fuck him in the ass. Drew: I want to say buy (spelled like that on paper) to Steph. Drew: (on phone with Steph). Are you alone? I don't want to eat vaginas. I don't like them Shf: I want to eat hers. Dave: I threw up. I pulled the thing in the throat. JT: The towsil (spelled like that) Dave: No, the thing hanging down in the throat. JT: Yea, the townshils. Dave: No, Stupid! Shf: I need more. JT: I'm still drinking. SHF: I can't ill die. JT: My socks are wet. SHF: So you can't video tape? (the following was a passage written by Christopher while drunk and its very hard to read but it translates to this) I am just fine assfaces. I like cheesebrugers with my fries and coca-cola classic. I ate poutines. I like basketball. I like Jason Kidd. SIGNED SHF world TV champion JT: I'm in the ceiling. SHF: hahahahahah. Fucking asshole nig job. (Spits on floor, mikay, mikay's fan, mikay's floor, Donz JT: ahhahahaahah (non stop laughing until passed out) Other quotes from memory Dave: It's fine Donz: I hate Johnny Tits Drew: I hate you Johnny Twat. Donz: I hate you Drew Dave: It's fine, It's fine guys. Donz: When we got here (points to happy clown picture on wall).........now (point to sad clown picture on wall) JT: I hate you Drew Dave: my life is on pause JT: I hate you donz. Donz: I hate you JT Dave: It's fine JT: (making fun of Dave) : It's fine guys, I'm a boy scout. It's fine Donz: Fucking Tats. I hate you. Canada Border Officer: Where you coming from JT: Canada Everyone else in car: Burk's falls Officer: Yea, Burk's falls is a little smaller than Canada, don't you think. JT: Ok Well I hope you enjoyed my website eh! |
